Girls girls girls

[pritchp]

They actually do my head

say one thing, obviously want another

 

[Araf]

Here's a few pointers for you: -

1.Good: this is the word women use to end a conversation where they are right and you need to shut up;
2.Nothing: it’s the calm before the storm. She has something to say, and you’d better watch out. Usually, discussions that starts with “Nothing” end with “Good”;
3.As you like: it’s a woman way to tell you “F**k off”;
4.I don’t want to talk about it: she needs time to think how to make you pay for everything you are putting her through;
5.Five minutes: it means half hour if a woman is getting ready. But if she gave you 5 minute to finish doing whatever you are doing before helping her to do whatever she is doing, she has probably already started the countdown;
6.Whatever: see #3
7.Don’t worry, I’ll do it: Be careful. It means that she asked you to do something more than once, but now she is doing it. A little late for the man to ask: “What’s wrong?”. For the answer go back to #2.
8.I did it for you: she is lying, she would never do something only for you;
9.I have to get up early tomorrow: it means “Forget about it. Turn the other way and just sleep”.
10.Go ahead: it’s a challenge and not a permission. Just back off.
11.Heavy breath: this is in this list because it means more than words. It’s a non-verbal statement that men do not understand. When she is breathing heavy usually she’s also thinking you are stupid, and she’s wondering why she is wasting her time arguing with you about nothing (go back to #2 for the meaning of “nothing”);
12.Have fun at the party: man, watch your back! She is telling you “I do not want you to have fun at the party. I will be calling you and texting you every 5 minutes, and if you do not answer I will show up at the party in no time and kill whoever (because she already knows it will be a woman) is talking with you”. Then she will take care of you;
13.I’m not yelling: she knows she is yelling and she doesn’t care since she’s right!
14.I said please: she probably knows she is asking for something she doesn’t deserve, but she is testing your love;
15.Of course: don’t even believe she’s agreeing with you, she’s just planning something;
16.Ok: this is one of the most dangerous words a woman can ever say to a man. It means she is taking the time to decide about her revenge;
17.You don’t need to buy me a present: “just take care of the recycling and reorganize the garage”. You should take advantage of this, she could start asking for diamonds!
18.Thank you: if a woman thanks you do not ask any questions, she is just thanking you. There is only a very small condition: if she says “Thank you very much” that is just sarcasm. Do not say “You’re welcome” because she will reply “as you like” (see #3);
19.We need: she is trying to tell you she wants something but she is being nice and you should appreciate it.
20.We need to talk: she has something to complain about (there is probably why she talks a lot);
21.We: I;
22.You never listen: “you need to agree with me”;
23.You don’t understand me: why do you do this to her? This is bad, you don’t have any excuse!
24.Your son: your son.

 

[Elly]

Here's a few pointers for you: -

1.Good: this is the word women use to end a conversation where they are right and you need to shut up;
2.Nothing: it’s the calm before the storm. She has something to say, and you’d better watch out. Usually, discussions that starts with “Nothing” end with “Good”;
3.As you like: it’s a woman way to tell you “F**k off”;
4.I don’t want to talk about it: she needs time to think how to make you pay for everything you are putting her through;
5.Five minutes: it means half hour if a woman is getting ready. But if she gave you 5 minute to finish doing whatever you are doing before helping her to do whatever she is doing, she has probably already started the countdown;
6.Whatever: see #3
7.Don’t worry, I’ll do it: Be careful. It means that she asked you to do something more than once, but now she is doing it. A little late for the man to ask: “What’s wrong?”. For the answer go back to #2.
8.I did it for you: she is lying, she would never do something only for you;
9.I have to get up early tomorrow: it means “Forget about it. Turn the other way and just sleep”.
10.Go ahead: it’s a challenge and not a permission. Just back off.
11.Heavy breath: this is in this list because it means more than words. It’s a non-verbal statement that men do not understand. When she is breathing heavy usually she’s also thinking you are stupid, and she’s wondering why she is wasting her time arguing with you about nothing (go back to #2 for the meaning of “nothing”);
12.Have fun at the party: man, watch your back! She is telling you “I do not want you to have fun at the party. I will be calling you and texting you every 5 minutes, and if you do not answer I will show up at the party in no time and kill whoever (because she already knows it will be a woman) is talking with you”. Then she will take care of you;
13.I’m not yelling: she knows she is yelling and she doesn’t care since she’s right!
14.I said please: she probably knows she is asking for something she doesn’t deserve, but she is testing your love;
15.Of course: don’t even believe she’s agreeing with you, she’s just planning something;
16.Ok: this is one of the most dangerous words a woman can ever say to a man. It means she is taking the time to decide about her revenge;
17.You don’t need to buy me a present: “just take care of the recycling and reorganize the garage”. You should take advantage of this, she could start asking for diamonds!
18.Thank you: if a woman thanks you do not ask any questions, she is just thanking you. There is only a very small condition: if she says “Thank you very much” that is just sarcasm. Do not say “You’re welcome” because she will reply “as you like” (see #3);
19.We need: she is trying to tell you she wants something but she is being nice and you should appreciate it.
20.We need to talk: she has something to complain about (there is probably why she talks a lot);
21.We: I;
22.You never listen: “you need to agree with me”;
23.You don’t understand me: why do you do this to her? This is bad, you don’t have any excuse!
24.Your son: your son.

this is so true

 

[Dubz]

Well put Araf!

Whats the story behind this then? We've got to know the fact if your going to get through this. Guys have to help each other out

 

[Araf]

Well put Araf!

Whats the story behind this then? We've got to know the fact if your going to get through this. Guys have to help each other out

Don't ask that. I haven't been on here long, but already know that it's going to end with Pritch posting pictures of his naked torso. :roll:

 

[Dubz]

Or video's of him squirting liquids in to girls mouths... :?

 

[pritchp]

Girl starts talking to me,
we start flirting
i suspect she has a boyfriend so i ask about it
she confirms she has a boyfriend but he lives abroad
she says she can be my part time girlfriend
i laugh it off as not interested and all i seem to get is girls with boyfriends

now i think im going to lunch with her today.

 

[weebob]

oh rob

 

[MovingShadow]

I keep getting to know girls that just got out of a relationship.. they're the worst.

You do your best to glue everything back together, make her feel better, go out with her, be there for her, and one day they ditch you or tell you that they met someone amazing or had sex with their ex and you're sitting there thinking "I'm such an idiot".

Happend to me 2 weeks ago, when she told me she had sex with her ex again she noticed my face went like:

 

[Dubz]

Sounds like she just wants sex really. As shes still attracted to her current boyfriend as you'll be the part time. I'd say move on until you find someone that doesn't want to cheat then they're a keeper

 

[pritchp]

I swear im just being used for sex by all these girls recently

where are the decent girls!?

 

[Araf]

I swear im just being used for sex by all these girls recently

where are the decent girls!?

If that's what they want you for, "Who cares?" :twisted:

 

[Dubz]

I swear im just being used for sex by all these girls recently

where are the decent girls!?

They're in Sweden

 

[MovingShadow]

lol