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Leanne

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Have a read on fmylife.com - some of it is hilarious! It's mad what some people will come out with!
 
"Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML"


lol
 
it is pretty good

"Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML"

"Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML"
 
"Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a *******. FML"
 
I got bought the 'F*** my life' book a while back. There are some cracking entries
 
Made me chuckle

"Today, my boyfriend refused to have sex with me. When I asked why and he said because I'm a "bad actress". Apparently my orgasms are "fake". I have never faked an orgasm in my life. FML"
 
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