Leanne Well-known member Joined May 2, 2011 Messages 2,372 Reaction score 0 Location West Sussex Aug 23, 2011 #1 Have a read on fmylife.com - some of it is hilarious! It's mad what some people will come out with!
weebob Well-known member Joined Mar 28, 2011 Messages 4,456 Reaction score 0 Location Blackpool Aug 23, 2011 #2 "Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML" lol
Leanne Well-known member Joined May 2, 2011 Messages 2,372 Reaction score 0 Location West Sussex Aug 23, 2011 #3 exactly I love this site never fails to make me laugh!
weebob Well-known member Joined Mar 28, 2011 Messages 4,456 Reaction score 0 Location Blackpool Aug 23, 2011 #4 it is pretty good "Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML" "Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML"
it is pretty good "Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML" "Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML"
Leanne Well-known member Joined May 2, 2011 Messages 2,372 Reaction score 0 Location West Sussex Aug 23, 2011 #5 "Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a *******. FML"
"Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a *******. FML"
Courtney Well-known member Joined Apr 13, 2011 Messages 2,133 Reaction score 0 Aug 23, 2011 #6 Think I need to visit this site when I get on my comp lol
Leanne Well-known member Joined May 2, 2011 Messages 2,372 Reaction score 0 Location West Sussex Aug 23, 2011 #7 They do an app for it on the iPhone lol
DrDrew Well-known member Joined Feb 28, 2011 Messages 3,693 Reaction score 0 Aug 23, 2011 #8 I got bought the 'F*** my life' book a while back. There are some cracking entries
Leanne Well-known member Joined May 2, 2011 Messages 2,372 Reaction score 0 Location West Sussex Aug 25, 2011 #9 Made me chuckle "Today, my boyfriend refused to have sex with me. When I asked why and he said because I'm a "bad actress". Apparently my orgasms are "fake". I have never faked an orgasm in my life. FML"
Made me chuckle "Today, my boyfriend refused to have sex with me. When I asked why and he said because I'm a "bad actress". Apparently my orgasms are "fake". I have never faked an orgasm in my life. FML"