Need idea's for a costume

[Dubz]

Hey guys I need some idea's for a costume as I've got a climbing social tomorrow night and it's fancy dress. Struggling for idea's atm.

Looking for a something funny and doesn't cost much and not an obvious choice i.e bog roll mummy

cheers guys

Just noticed I'm over 1000 posts..

 

[pritchp]

How bout this:

Go in just your underwear and say you have gone as premature ejaculation. I.e. "I came in my pants"

 

[JE_GT]

Hah, good idea pritch.. may feel a bit odd being in your pants on your own though?

 

[waitey]

Jimmy Savile.

And welcome to the 1000+ spamming club :lol:

 

[weebob]

wait for it....

the gift that just keeps on giving

 

[Dubz]

I'm going to a climbing centre and there will be kids there as I've already been told I can't wear a mankini :/

 

[waitey]

I'm going to a climbing centre and there will be kids there as I've already been told I can't wear a mankini :/

Perfect, then the Jimmy Savile costume will fit right in.

 

[Araf]

What do you call cheap?