Proper filthy story

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I've just stumbled across this story on the internet.. i've not read it all as its long as, but the bits i have read are actually totally filth, im copying and pasting from another website so our swear filter may alter some of the text but i reckon you can all work it out Enjoy!

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Over the last decade - I have been out and about into town alot.

On weekends mostly.

Consuming alot of booze and then going to packed Pubs and Clubs filled with human beings who have also consumed alot of alcohol.

Alot of these people - what what this forum consider to be the sheeple.

But its fascinating to observe the sheeple and see the motivations / behavior of these people.

Over the years I have alot of memorys of my time in these clubs and pubs.

Here I will reveal some of my most memorable observations and incidents from this shallow world....................


Some bouncers are ego maniac ******s with too much steriods in them - but loads of women want to please them - I remeber one woman in a seedy nightclub - willingly marching through the club dance floor - with two bouncers in tow outside to the fire exit - where she sunk to her knees and gave them both blow jobs - disgusting slutty cheap tart - but she thought she was earning the favour of these two bouncers in the club.

Its surprising how much these women - are impressed by the bouncers - women show much regard to these bouncers over the regualr average punter just there sipping his pint.

I think these women try to appease the bouncers to win favour in these nightclubs.

I remeber before - I half kind of pulled this blonde down in a Pub - we were just at a stage of being friendly with each other - but I hadnt even kissed or anything yet - but we decided to go onto a club together - and we walked half a mile to this club - up town - hand in hand with each other. But when we got to the club and there was no qeue - just 2 bouncers standing outide - she quickly let go of my hand - to appear she was not with me - only because she was in front of the bouncers.

Later on that night - when wee were outside the club - she told me that the head bouncer before - a massive black guy - who everyone in the town knew - because he was like the main bouncer in the whole town - had approached her before at closing time and asked her to stay behind in the club - so she could give him a ******** - but she refused.

The beahvior of these bouncers is disgusting - because alot of them were married with kids - but alot of them were using their position to try and get extra sex with all the ladies out the town.

I have also encountered ****** bouncers - who have made up feeble excuses not to let me into a club - just because they decided they didnt like me - and were just abusing their position of power - to deny me access to the club and ruin my night out.

DJ's are also well well respected by the ladies - ----

I use to kind fancy this woman - and she was a nightclub dancer - and she knew I fancied her - but she was also had some interest from the nightclub DJ who worked at the club she danced in. One night I popped along to the club - and I danced up to this woman - to try and just have some fun with her - but she pointed at the DJ and said "your the best" - while the DJ shouted out her name on the Loudspeaker to drum home - he was the man running the show and that was his ladie.

I took the rejection like a man - and walked away and never even looked in her direction again.

Some Pubs have higher ego energy than others - one club has a high volume of stuck up women - men in pink shirts - and fake tans everywhere - male and female.

Prices are ramped up - as they try and extort as much money as they can out of the punter.

Alot of attractive women - feel they are entitled to jump the queues - and reeceive special treatment from the bouncers.

One super sexy woman - demanded the bouncers kiss her on the way out - just to confirm to her - she was desriable to all the top men.

One group of macho lads gatecrahsed the queue in front of me once - I didnt make nothing off it - wasnt worth getting in a arguement with this group of lads - but one guy took exception with their behavior - and he was told to get real - as these arrogant lads thought it was ok for them to barge in front of others.

I usually try to avoid - most trouble in town - but one day - I called some guys bluff. I was on a nightclub dance floor - and I walked past this ladie and guy - dancing with each other - boyfriend / girlfriend - and I just walked past this lady - didnt touch her - but this guy was real insecure - and must of thought I had touched her as I walked past - so he reached out and shoved me. I ignored it and walked on - but I sensed some commotion behind me - and I looked back to see the girlfriend explaining I did nothing - and she was holding back the boyfriend from trying to get at me. So I stopped in my tracks - and walked straight back to this guy and squared up to him - he **** himself - went quiet - and his girlfriend explained to me there was no problem - so I left it at that - knowing I had called this frauds bluff - because any guy who is over 6 foot tall and probaly about 14 stone - and can be held back by his little girlfriend is obvisouly bluffing he wanted to get at me.

Some guys though - have geniunely threatened to assault me - and I have had to best defuse the situation - some people just looking for trouble - one guy once accused me of being somebody I was not - his girlfriends ex boyfriend - and I had to explain I was not this person - while his sly little mate kept whsipering in the guys ear - to assault me.

There is some scum out there.

I had my drink spiked once - when I left my drink unattended - and lost all control of my body - lucky my brother was with me and helped me home - where I lost control of my bodily functions and **** and pissed on the kitchen floor.

One guy before thought he was cheese in his tan and pink shirt - but a bouncer offered him out and made him **** himself - and he was held back by a woman = trying to save face - that he had not bottle out. The woman then came up to the bouncer and done a strange dancing mocking insult to him - as revenge - because the bouncer had humilated the alpha male of her group.

One sexy older woman before - just grabbed me on the dance floor and started grabbing my cock - and wanking me off on the dance floor. I loved it really though it was great.

Another older 40 year old woman arranged to meet - down a pub before the next night for "shagging" - when I was about 20 years old - but I was sober the next night and bottled out of going. I regret that now - cos I really wanted to shag her at the time.

Sometimes when I was drunk - I would stumble into seedy brothels - £40 for a shag.

Prices of taxis are rip offs.

Booze is rip offs.

Club entrances are rip offs.

And the super hot girls are unattainable and will tell men to **** off.

Lots of slags about though - with the allure of cheap sex.

One older woman came up to me before - she was 54 years old - and I was about 26 years old - she started dancing with me - kissing me - and then she told me she wanted to take me ballroom dancing during the week.
But then her mate came up to her to leave some time later - and I didnt see her after that.

I met another older woman - and another older woman - and another older woman -

Its fair to say - I have had much more luck with older women out in these places than women my own age - not sure why ?

Roid heads - show off their muscles.

Kebab shops packed by 3am.

And Taxis flying around everywhere.

Its a crazy drink fuelled haze sometimes.

I'm not sure if its all been worth it - but its something to look forward too on weekends.

 

[Elly]

Haha love it.