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Al

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Genuine job I found 10 mins ago whilst looking through media recruitment 'sites.

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I opened it, read the first part and saw the pay and thought excellent, some permanent fixed schedule work. Then i read further down.
 
Thing is the pay is very good just for an FCP editor. Plus I have lots of experience with the Z cameras and studio lighting.

I'm not homophobic but I just couldn't look at the subject matter all day even for a 30% pay increase.
 
Al":179j9elu said:
Thing is the pay is very good just for an FCP editor. Plus I have lots of experience with the Z cameras and studio lighting.

I'm not homophobic but I just couldn't look at the subject matter all day even for a 30% pay increase.
Wouldn't be the only rise you'd see.. WAHEY!




Sorry :(
 
Matt":h0kyfnok said:
Al":h0kyfnok said:
Thing is the pay is very good just for an FCP editor. Plus I have lots of experience with the Z cameras and studio lighting.

I'm not homophobic but I just couldn't look at the subject matter all day even for a 30% pay increase.
Wouldn't be the only rise you'd see.. WAHEY!




Sorry :(
:lol:
 
Shall we jointly form a cover note I can send with my CV?

"I really do enjoy looking at naked men all day, the hairier the better in my eyes"
 
If you make out you enjoy it too much they won't hire you as they'll think you wont get anything done haha
 
Having seen your advert, I am writing to outline my experience as an FCP editor and pervert. I believe I possess the skills, academic qualifications and practical experience necessary to fulfil (with my own sauce) this role; I am certain that I will be able to become a real (big) asset to your company.

As you can see from my attached CV, I have a wide experience of production and post production workflow; including digital camera operation having worked as a freelance Director for Big Willie Productions, where I directed a commercially shown film for Durex Lubricants and also as the Director and Producer of a Spearmint Rhino liaised and broadcast film.

I have a strong academic background, graduating top of my class with a 1st Class Honours degree in Digital Film and XXX-Video Production. The course covered widely varying topics and I was particularly drawn to the aesthetics of how a well conceived shot and edit can make an impact, particularly the money shot. I put my course theory into practice in a variety of ways, most effectively in the Award-winning porn film Hot, Sweaty and Ready to Roll, which I Produced, Directed and Edited. And also had a cameo in (I'm the pervy one touching myself in the background of scene 5).

I am now keen to develop my career further and am therefore looking for a suitably challenging and uplifting new position. I believe your company will make an excellent career move and allow me to bring my passionate, lubricated and large sphincter to the big screen.

My showreels are available on the below website link. Please do not hesitate to call me on 07XXX XXX XXX so we can arrange an interview to discuss my application in further detail. I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours sincerely,


Al Wilson
 
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