Sperm donation

[pritchp]

Just been reading this site:
https://www.londonspermbank.com/

It's a shame you don't get paid properly for doing it.

however, i am tempted... i don't want children myself but if i'm fertile (there are questions over this but we shall see) then it would be nice to help others who aren't as fortunate.

what are your views?

 

[Ollie133cup]

if i got paid like 500quid id do it

 

[gordiniseb]

That could be most expensive **** of your life, if it came bk in 18 yrs!

 

[Ollie133cup]

lol

 

[Steve-o]

That could be most expensive **** of your life, if it came bk in 18 yrs!

Hahahaaha

 

[gordiniseb]

someone ought to put up an agony aunt section on this forum!

 

[Dazza1]

Knowin your luck Rob u would have csa after u for matinance lol

 

[pritchp]

surely you can't.... your just donating it... they can't do anything... i would sign something or something...

 

[Dazza1]

Nah they can't I'm joking. U could be On jermey Kyle tho in a few years havin a DNA cos they found out there dad ain't there's lol

 

[pritchp]

how good would that be!

"how did it happen"

"well.. i had a **** into a cup and then BAM the doctors worked their magic and inseminated ur mum"

 

[gordiniseb]

Think the laws have changed on this one mate, Dna availability and all that.

 

[gordiniseb]

Just a thought if sperm swim, why cant u see it moving. A question from my childhood.

 

[pritchp]

Just a thought if sperm swim, why cant u see it moving. A question from my childhood.

wouldnt it kinda freak you out if you came and you saw lil tadpole like things swimming/wriggling away.. i think i would be sick!

 

[gordiniseb]

It be cool. you could bet on the winner! Lol

 

[pritchp]

ahahaha!

you a gambling man??

 

[gordiniseb]

ahahaha!

you a gambling man??

Never be on how fast my sperm move, cause as ive said they dont seem to move!

 

[pritchp]

here ya go buddy:

https://www.answer-health.com/qs/Men/184527.html

edit: just read it properly and OMG its awesome!!!

i feed mine toast.

 

[gordiniseb]

here ya go buddy:

https://www.answer-health.com/qs/Men/184527.html

edit: just read it properly and OMG its awesome!!!

i feed mine toast.

Apparantly they dont make good pets, and you CANT feed them
Hahaha, legend.

 

[Alex_225]

Do they not pay you at all?

I'd bash one out for £50 a pop I suppose provided there's no way some kid would appear on my doorstep. It'd be fine at 18 years old as then you wouldn't have to pay for them hahaha

 

[gordiniseb]

Do they not pay you at all?

I'd bash one out for £50 a pop I suppose provided there's no way some kid would appear on my doorstep. It'd be fine at 18 years old as then you wouldn't have to pay for them hahaha

Id be richer than micosoft if u got paid £50 each time.