Stories (NWS reading)

[pritchp]

Just got back from a trip and had an amazing time but i have heard some terrible stories, where to start... here we go:

1) This girl.. she was in a taxi driving home and she was so drunk she make the driver pull over and she opened the door and threw up everywhere.. at the same time she sh*t herself all in the taxi as she wasn't wearing any underwear.

2) This girl was with her friends and one said "my party trick is that i can fanny fart on demand" so she showed the group.. the girl i was with apparently can do a poo and suck it back in half way through... she then proceeded to show the group her skill.. but as she went to suck it back in she clenched too hard and it snapped off and fell right on the floor

3) Another girl.. she was in this guys room after sleeping with him and woke up in the morning needing a poo, she went to the toilet and took a dump... the toilet wouldn't flush... horrified she found a plastic bag and scooped it out... after scooping it out she headed to the door to make a quick exit before he woke up... before she got to the door she stopped for a quick sip of water... before swiftly exiting.. upon hearing the door shut behind her she realised that when she got a drink she put the bag of poo down on the side and left it there by accident so the bag of poo was just left sitting on the side waiting for him to find as she had locked herself out the room

4) I was sat at the table with this girl on my lap... she goes to me " i really need to fart" "can i fart on your lap" how wrong is that


yes i realise its all poo/fart related... thats the kind of trip i just got back from haha

 

[JamesGT]

What kind of trip was this exactly? sounds erm....... well......

im guessing it wasn't a 'Poo' trip then?

ill get my coat

 

[N0ddie]

You clearly hang about with some classy lassies.

 

[MovingShadow]

holy **** :shock:

 

[Mike_Robo]

you really do pick em' haha!

 

[ECG1000]

3) Another girl.. she was in this guys room after sleeping with him and woke up in the morning needing a poo, she went to the toilet and took a dump... the toilet wouldn't flush... horrified she found a plastic bag and scooped it out... after scooping it out she headed to the door to make a quick exit before he woke up... before she got to the door she stopped for a quick sip of water... before swiftly exiting.. upon hearing the door shut behind her she realised that when she got a drink she put the bag of poo down on the side and left it there by accident so the bag of poo was just left sitting on the side waiting for him to find as she had locked herself out the room

Heard that before. Think it's one of those "stories" that gets around.

One of my mates slept with a girl, he woke up the next day and had crapped the bed and made a right mess!
Whilst she was still sleeping, he crept into the bathroom and cleaned himself up, got back into bed and rolled the girl in it, woke her up and passed the blame on!

 

[Dazza1]

^^^ good lad lol

 

[ECG1000]

^^^ good lad lol

Exactly what I said!