A need a rant

[Bones]

Buy a sponge, bar of soap, deoderant, box of tissues and a brush. Before she arrives at work put them on her desk. Providing theres more than you 2 working there she'll never know!

She should get the hint then unless shes mentally retarded too?

 

[toni_133]

bloody woman has now gone home for the day, thank god!!!!!

 

[Karl]

bloody woman has now gone home for the day, thank god!!!!!

Wait till you get home Toni

 

[toni_133]

Buy a sponge, bar of soap, deoderant, box of tissues and a brush. Before she arrives at work put them on her desk. Providing theres more than you 2 working there she'll never know!

She should get the hint then unless shes mentally retarded too?

i think she may no its me, as its just me and her in the downstairs office, but she is a bit slow, which does worry me as she is meant to be doing accounts, I shall like of something hehehe

 

[Daveyb133]

happy days, hope the smell has gone with her.

lol karl, she may be in the bath with her b/f waiting for toni

 

[Karl]

happy days, hope the smell has gone with her.

lol karl, she may be in the bath with her b/f waiting for toni

2 for 1 deal i guess :lol:

 

[toni_133]

ok thats just wrong in so many ways

 

[Bones]

Hang magic tree air freshners EVERYWHERE and just seem completly oblivious to it all!

 

[toni_133]

now that sounds like a plan :lol:

 

[Karl]

Hang magic tree air freshners EVERYWHERE and just seem completly oblivious to it all!

Liking it :lol:

Maybe hang them from her ears

 

[Anonymous]

bio-suits are cheap now a days. always wanted to try those comedy scenes were you see them crack open the fire hose in an office and just hose someone down.

 

[Daveyb133]

the easiest way is to make her sit in the car park or sack her, dont have to deal with it at all then

 

[toni_133]

I wish i could sack her or get her sacked but i really have no idea how

 

[Daveyb133]

make stuff up, plant stuff in her desk anything

 

[toni_133]

ummmm, i think i might put my thinking hat on this evening and come up with some ideas

 

[Alex_225]

You have my sympathy, there is nothing worse than working alongside, some stinking swamp donkey with bad hygene!!

I used to work with this guy who had THE worst breath you've ever known. Not just like morning breath but an 8ft aura around him the whole time that just smelt like sh!t. It was so bad that although he sat to my left and was 4-5ft away, I used to put a fan between me and him to blow the air away as well as having an airfreshner on my desk.

It turns out he had a brace fitted below his lower front teeth that should have been taken out about 6 or 7 years prior to when I met him. Christ knows what was living behind it but he stank like no one I'd ever met before.

Didn't help he looked like he'd literally got out of bed in his clothes and walked out the door to work each day.

 

[Dazza1]

I dunno how people can get like that. If they was disabled or had learnin problems then yeah give some leeway. Don't matter what time I get up for work if it's 3am or 3pm I always have a shower and that.

 

[Karl]

I dunno how people can get like that. If they was disabled or had learnin problems then yeah give some leeway. Don't matter what time I get up for work if it's 3am or 3pm I always have a shower and that.

I know what your saying Daz i have a bth or shower every morning and every night. Dont know how people go around without having a bath !

 

[pritchp]

I have a shower every morning and a bath most evenings......i love laying in the bath relaxing with a few candles

 

[Daveyb133]

you would of thought with the person tonis talking about would enjoy the same, especially being a girl but its obviously not the same, im feeling a lush bath set for her