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Bones":1ki7v88v said:
I personally love them, so much fun putting them back in their place! ;)
There is a pecking order and because they're below me I feel the need to enforce it
 
I drove a standard corsa b 1.2 to leeds and back in one go once. Ruined me.

Steering was left. Ish. And right. Ish. Brakes were able to stop the car. Ish.

Never understood how anyone could hop in one and think 'this is okay, good base to mod'
 
Mine was first car and hadn't drove much else, first thing i did was suspension and brakes as they were the worrying things!
 
And here I thought it was only the guys here in SA that drove the Corsa's and Mk1 Golofs that had massive chips on their shoulders...
 
Lol. I find mk4-5 golf drivers have the biggest chips on their shoulders by comparison to mk1-3

I pulled along side a corsa c one side and a pug 107 the other not long back. The corsa revved and so did the pug. So I revved back, with what was clearly the nicer sounding note. Lights went green. I pulled away in a socially acceptable fashion. They did not. They clearly didn't see the police car further along the ring road :lol: I arrived at my destination much quicker than I expect one of them did :p
 
lol...^^^ come to SA, you'll soon see, the Mk1's are many and they "own the road"....come to think of it....Veedubs alike, they think they own the roads here...
 
I also drive a corsa c 1.2 sxi an it's the dogs, it's so quick an i can run rings around 3l cars. My names the stig of Milton Keynes lol.

Only joking, although it ain't to bad I know what you mean. The corsas around here always try and usually fail unless you find the Towcester one with a 2l lump in kt
 
jra3d":3iofhzsh said:
I also drive a corsa c 1.2 sxi an it's the dogs, it's so quick an i can run rings around 3l cars. My names the stig of Milton Keynes lol.

Only joking, although it ain't to bad I know what you mean. The corsas around here always try and usually fail unless you find the Towcester one with a 2l lump in kt
2ltr turbo my dear fellow
 
Haha I didn't even rise to it :) think I'm getting old. But there was mega traffic in Lincoln today!
 
A colleague of mine recently replaced his 1.8L Corsa SRI, that had the advantage of being bloody quick but it didn't look like it. Of course then you've got the turbonutter VXR..

I've heard that the Vauxhall Adam (silly name, named after Adam Opel) is getting a VXR version. That sounds like it could be pants-shittingly terrifying!
 
Not intending to do some mass tarring with the same brush here, but I find that the people who drive like that are usually driving a brand new "Limited" edition Corsa in white with the black wheels + roof. Might just be my area though...
 
Dazza1":1j4pf7cu said:
Funky there's loads of them corsa's round my way. There's the white and red ones

Yeah that's the ones! You also get them in black, yellow and "chilli orange" but the numpties only seem interested in the white ones lol. Mainly middle aged women that drive the other coloured ones I've found haha!
 
funky_d":37ozenn0 said:
Dazza1":37ozenn0 said:
Funky there's loads of them corsa's round my way. There's the white and red ones

Yeah that's the ones! You also get them in black, yellow and "chilli orange" but the numpties only seem interested in the white ones lol. Mainly middle aged women that drive the other coloured ones I've found haha!
Lol vxr wanna b's. there a collage near me with loads of them there
 
Cheap to lease/pcp, cheap to insure and has A VXR esque body kit. I can see why they're everywhere. Agree they often drive like muppets though.
 
waitey":19ojbmrq said:
There's a few old corsa's running a redtop by me, but 95% of them are utter chavs with just 1.2s

Hey, watch what you say, not all 1.2's are vacuum cleaners :p
 
To be fair the corsa Ltd editions are a nice drive. Suspension is stiffer and lower and they corner rather well and they're faster than a regular 1.2 but they're just so common now.
 
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