Friday Funnies

[BlackTwingo-i]

Oh god :|

 

[DrDrew]

Top 10 jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe

1. Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."
2. Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "
3. Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."
4. Rob Beckett - "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."
5. Chris Turner - "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y."
6. Tim Vine - "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."
7. George Ryegold - "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."
8. Stewart Francis - "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"
9. Lou Sanders - "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad."
10. Nish Kumar - "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."

 

[Morgan]

Just found this on fb, I found them hilarious, tell me what you think

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Text-From-Dog/203679529752766?ref=stream

Just look at the pictures

 

[DrDrew]

 

[Moomin_Man]

Patrick stewart in a ball pit...i'm really enjoying this photo for some reason...

 

[DrDrew]

Little bit of Maths humour

 

[Moomin_Man]

 

[jra3d]

 

[manofhow]

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst pals!

 

[maggi200]

And if anyone reads that without a horrid stereotyped voice... You deserve a medal

 

[MovingShadow]

Haha, awesome! :lol:

I was reading it with this voice in my head

 

[manofhow]

And if anyone reads that without a horrid stereotyped voice... You deserve a medal

it cant be done

 

[jra3d]

Movember

 

[Moomin_Man]

Only Tuesday...but seen this!

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and this

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[DrDrew]

 

[Dubz]

DrDrew. How is that possible?!

 

[DrDrew]

Have no idea. just found that.

 

[DrDrew]

Haven't done one of these for a while, so though I'd nick a couple of posts from Reddit...

 

[LCplParks]

hahahahaha that washing machine one is ridiculous! how do they even manage that??

 

[funky_d]

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