My cars the best, will even beat ferraris, my balls are huge

[LCplParks]

And my shlong is like massive......

That's why Twingos aren't world beaters because of all the extra weight in the drivers pants

 

[MovingShadow]

My ICE alone produces moar power than your RS :lol:

 

[weebob]

 

[MovingShadow]

ROFLMAO :lol:

 

[weebob]

The lot of you should come back when you have a car made in dieppe by some mug that can't be arsed to bolt a car together

 

[waitey]

Raced a Bugatti once... Kept up with it til 100, then it just managed pulled away.

 

[LCplParks]

was it one of these?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugatti_Type_13

 

[waitey]

was it one of these?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugatti_Type_13

Was a veyron.

Actually was this exact one:

 

[LCplParks]

single seater like a mclaren f1! serious business!

 

[weebob]

Looks like the light weight roofless version

 

[Blondie]

its always the 1.2 owners, blown or not blown...

(flame-suit on)

Don't you have some garage to visit with your 197?

It is normally located in a garage yes, being fixed, maybe, but on this off chance its in a bodyshop...

Im not one coming from the 1.2 'willy-wavers' crowd, I can hear a load of Wind but not a RS

Off to my garage i go... (actually am as the courtesy car is buggered, bloody 1.2 clio)

Please leave the Wind out of this!!

 

[weebob]

Getting a bit gusty around here. Or was that the curry I had for lunch.



.... I'll get my coat

 

[Zoe]

just a fan of the baby renault hatch.

+1 woo!

 

[weebob]

Dave. As ever you speak'th the truth and have done it in such a manner that no one has lobbed thier bricks out and caused another S14A'gate.

Extra man points for you sir

 

[Caz-133cup]

Haha Davey this is a fantastic thread!

 

[Blondie]

*bows to Davey*
We are not worthy

*passes Weebob his coat* Lol!

 

[jra3d]

Davey I thank you. An I agree I'm sick of this constant my balls are bigger and my cars faster its a joke.

 

[funky_d]

Somebody said it! Plus this forum is not the only culprit (I think all car forums have an element of it, tbh).

I can acknowledge that my RS isn't the fastest car in the world but I don't actually give a toss. I've wanted a 133 since they came out (before I passed my test, even) and now that I have one, I couldn't care less if it was powered by a toaster.

 

[lgonzalez]

My 1.2 TURBO is so fast I kept up with a Bentley Continental GT earlier......he was going 5mph and so was I, stuck in traffic on the M25 carpark ;-)

 

[singlespeed]

Being as the same themed post will appear sometime soon, and again and again thereafter, I've stickied this