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Pritch, never go back!

Ex's are ALWAYS ex's for a good reason, and that reason is that there was and is something fundamentally incompatible between the two of you.

And if she's screwed you over that badly once, what makes you think she won't do it again - people's characters are pretty much set from a VERY early age - they don't just "change" however much they say they will or say they have. And that's mainly because they can't - it's built in.

Forget all about Sexy Exxy and put all your efforts into making it work with your new young lady (she looks a real darling).

Go for it, mate - and hope it works out whatever you decide.
 
pritchp":3dstyuq2 said:
im trying to find out why she got back in contact...
Doesn't matter, mate - won't make any difference in the long run

pritchp":3dstyuq2 said:
" i had a dream about you last night :p and felt inspired to get in touch"
That's the oldest line in the book.

pritchp":3dstyuq2 said:
"what about me"

" it was actually a bit dirty.."

"ok...go on..."
Mate, don't be offended by this, but think with your brain, not your d*ck ;)

Have to say, though, whoever it was that said they've both got a history of cheating, so keep them both on the go may have a point. (Dr. Gav's First Rule of Dating Two Women: make sure one of them knows you're two-timing - but NEVER let on to the other one...)
 
Dr. Gav is a smart man!:p

Naaa i should be ok.. im trying to find out the dream.. i go like my gf alot and i would never cheat so we shall see what happens i guess..
 
"Have u seen my cheer uniform? I might hve been wearing tht. And showing u some of my lovely cheer splits ... And it might have turned frisky."
 
Haha we should give you a title of "the love doctor" or something :p

Just going to re-iterate what I said; Leading you on to **** you over... again?

Edit - Ok what the **** lol was she usually like that towards you?
 
Haha :) Do you want her though?

Just thinking about this... Perhaps she was in a relationship that finished and now she just wants to get back with you because she's scared of being alone?

Once again though... Only you will know the answer to all of these so it's gotta be your decision.

Think forward a month, 2 months, 6 months or even years... Where do you see yourself? What do you want? Who's you with?
 
Dont ruin what you have for something you have already had. Made that mistake too many times now
 
Matt's hit the nail on the head. She has probably been humped by someone else who subsequently chucked her and now is scared to be alone.

Tell her to do one. And make a casual reference that you never liked her hairy bumhole.
 
Al":2vk3l7zl said:
Matt's hit the nail on the head. She has probably been humped by someone else who subsequently chucked her and now is scared to be alone.

Tell her to do one. And make a casual reference that you never liked her hairy bumhole.


she doesnt have a hairy bumhole... but long story short.. was giving her oral pleasure once... she orgasmed and farted at the same time..literally in my face.. i laugh about it now.. but at the time i recoiled out of there quicker than a gun recoils !
 
pritchp":2sd6tau6 said:
Al":2sd6tau6 said:
Matt's hit the nail on the head. She has probably been humped by someone else who subsequently chucked her and now is scared to be alone.

Tell her to do one. And make a casual reference that you never liked her hairy bumhole.


she doesnt have a hairy bumhole... but long story short.. was giving her oral pleasure once... she orgasmed and farted at the same time..literally in my face.. i laugh about it now.. but at the time i recoiled out of there quicker than a gun recoils !

I didn't say she did :roll:

I was merely tugging at the age-old idea of hitting women where they can be hurt - self-loathing and paranoia. She may not have fat knees but make a suggestion and she'll be paranoid until death ;)

Cruel but sometimes the only way to dispose of trash.
 
be a man, tell her to do one, your obviously happy with the new girl so concentrate on her. But al is right, sometimes you have to do whats necessary to make sure the the unwanted dont come back.

Its always nice to get attention and nice to know that x's still think of u, but youve got to ignore it, tell her to jog on, even say youve found someone whos better in bed than she is, but the new girl deserves your full attention
 
I'd stay with the girl your with now as u said u had your fun now u have moved on just tell her to f**k off
 
pritchp":1p5nk7p8 said:
Al":1p5nk7p8 said:
Matt's hit the nail on the head. She has probably been humped by someone else who subsequently chucked her and now is scared to be alone.

Tell her to do one. And make a casual reference that you never liked her hairy bumhole.


she doesnt have a hairy bumhole... but long story short.. was giving her oral pleasure once... she orgasmed and farted at the same time..literally in my face.. i laugh about it now.. but at the time i recoiled out of there quicker than a gun recoils !

brilliant.. i dont know what made me laugh more the "hairy bumhole" or the "orgasmed and farted at the same time" :lol: :lol:

do these girls know each other??
three isnt always a crowd but might be tight in the twingo ;) :mrgreen:
 
hahaha! trust me at the time it was no laughing matter for me!

And no they don't... ive done the good thing and told the orgasm farter to do one ( my ex in other words) im sticking with my current girl/woman :)
 
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