The "post three words" and "make a story" thread

[Courtney]

So she opened (ps I just had a wispa lol)

 

[Leanne]

it to find

 

[Al]

a miniature giraffe

 

[Leanne]

in a shoe

 

[Courtney]

With a big

 

[Al]

patch of kiwis

 

[Leanne]

ready to nosh

 

[Al]

off Al and

 

[Leanne]

for the first

 

[Al]

forty-six seconds

 

[Daveyb133]

Because that's all

 

[Al]

I could sustain

 

[Leanne]

the disappointment was

 

[toni_133]

overwhelming and the

 

[Al]

flacidness Leanne caused ( )

 

[toni_133]

with her bright

 

[Al]

red hairy nipples

 

[Leanne]

was a disguise

 

[Daveyb133]

Because she isnt

 

[Al]

actually a female