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Al":3ogrbrij said:
^ ha, good one. Don't moonpig send in the post - ie: it'll never get there by Monday.

May as well cut of your balls now.

ive had them cut open before.. does that count?
 
Al":1efk56mm said:
Not even going to ask how. Or why.

Sex game... ended wrong...badly wrong.

naa.. i had to have an operation just under 2 years ago now.
 
Rob if makes you feel better i only ordered Rach a card last night from moonpig and thats all i have done :lol:
 
Twingogeekeo":1a58npya said:
Rob if makes you feel better i only ordered Rach a card last night from moonpig and thats all i have done :lol:

Real men use moonpig:p
 
pritchp":1vi44ksm said:
Twingogeekeo":1vi44ksm said:
Rob if makes you feel better i only ordered Rach a card last night from moonpig and thats all i have done :lol:

Real men use moonpig:p

As do they moon at pigs - ugly women that is, not alive bacon.
 
Just texted her saying:

Do u wanna do anything for v.day?



That's romantic right? Hahaha
 
I will take u out. I think we would have a fun time

You free Saturday?
 
pritchp":xwmfqgpy said:
I will take u out. I think we would have a fun time

You free Saturday?

Possibly. But I'm on so no funny business.
 
Al":2k0k75zf said:
pritchp":2k0k75zf said:
I will take u out. I think we would have a fun time

You free Saturday?

Possibly. But I'm on so no funny business.


That doesn't stop me? Just shower/rinse down after.
 
pritchp":11j9cpzm said:
Al":11j9cpzm said:
pritchp":11j9cpzm said:
I will take u out. I think we would have a fun time

You free Saturday?

Possibly. But I'm on so no funny business.


That doesn't stop me? Just shower/rinse down after.

When the river runs red, take the dirt track ;)
 
This is sick. And in a valentines day thread. Although, "strawberries and cream" could be considered romantic! :lol:
 
pritchp":1r3al8e3 said:
You can do that.... But blood is a natural lubricant. Lol
Lmao !!!!!! Well I wouldn't say lube just gets rather messy !
 
Al":3sx9ur2g said:
This is sick. And in a valentines day thread. Although, "strawberries and cream" could be considered romantic! :lol:

Brilliant!! :lol: :lol:
 
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