Was getting frisky with the Mrs on the sofa when....

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The manslide was never originally my suggestion. It was robs
 
Pics or it didn't happen!

Please shows use pics of how excatly it happend and what was going on.. we take videos as well :p
 
Haha! I know. I just went with boot polish idea and making strategic use of the dimmer switch. I'll spend the night upstairs with the mrs then if she spots it tomorrow, I'm in the clear! Boom!
 
If she spots it ask if she ever wants grand kids and simply point out you're getting your practice in. She will want them and can't complain.

Or buy her a dog for Xmas and blame that
 
I might have some kids around
Somewhere anyway... too much practice after nightclubs ;) I think I've got away with it anyway, nothing was said yesterday and she was sat on the sofa all night
 
ScottRavenhill":1xn70ru3 said:
I might have some kids around
Somewhere anyway... too much practice after nightclubs ;) I think I've got away with it anyway, nothing was said yesterday and she was sat on the sofa all night

What your phone number ill drop you in it ;)
 
ScottRavenhill":c6z7t5ev said:
I might have some kids around
Somewhere anyway... too much practice after nightclubs ;) I think I've got away with it anyway, nothing was said yesterday and she was sat on the sofa all night
remember practice makes perfect. Sounds like your off the hook
 
weebob":369g3x0t said:
remember practice makes perfect. Sounds like your off the hook this time
It may be nice and kinky if the girlfriend keeps her high heels on. However in future, you realy need to be practicing safe sex and get her to take them off ;)
 
singlespeed":3t3vd2kf said:
weebob":3t3vd2kf said:
remember practice makes perfect. Sounds like your off the hook this time
It may be nice and kinky if the girlfriend keeps her high heels on. However in future, you realy need to be practicing safe sex and get her to take them off ;)
or at least use the 'pull out' method and take them off the sofa at the last moment
 
At least leather is generally wipe clean ;) well... in my experience that's the case.

Dam I wish I'd bought a 'dini
 
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