Worst/funniest sex story (nws...obviously)

[pritchp]

ok so im bored.. whats the worst/funniest thing thats happened to you during sex.

i'll give you one to start with

(this is 100% the truth)

I was going down on a girl and eating her out, all was going well and then she orgasmed.. at the same time she orgasmed she farted (not a fanny fart... bum fart) right in my face as i was down there eating her out..it was soo loud!! i literally got out of there soo bloody quick and i have no idea how i wasn't sick

dirty girl!

 

[abrahams133]

Haha yep me tooo

 

[maggi200]

Me and caz broke my bed at 2am or something stupid and I also remember we had a chat about a small black african child once :lol:

I'm afraid the sex is epic rather than embarrassing or funny

 

[jra3d]

Ha love it!!

Emily an myself one evening star gazing, spooning on a blanket when we got a little frisky so there's Emily bare arse and all, ok so dark field so couldn't see much until.... A sodding fire truck cruises by blues and all, lighting my pasty arse up blue an same for Emily, pretty sure that point everyone got a decent view!!!

 

[pritchp]

Hahahaha!!!!

 

[maggi200]

Nice one James. You do have one nice bum... But Emily's is the definition of perfect!

 

[Midge]

Nice one James. You do have one nice bum... But Emily's is the definition of perfect!

Why thank you Maggi

Me and you are creatures of rarity with out arses of perfection

 

[maggi200]

Nice one James. You do have one nice bum... But Emily's is the definition of perfect!

Why thank you Maggi

Me and you are creatures of rarity with out arses of perfection

Ha I caught carrie trying to send you a picture of my bare bum at the weekend! Sorry you missed out

 

[Caz-133cup]

Nice one James. You do have one nice bum... But Emily's is the definition of perfect!

Why thank you Maggi

Me and you are creatures of rarity with out arses of perfection

Ha I caught carrie trying to send you a picture of my bare bum at the weekend! Sorry you missed out

would have been an awesome picture, dam you for catching me!

 

[maggi200]

Well of course it would have been. My bum is perfection remember

 

[Caz-133cup]

Well of course it would have been. My bum is perfection remember

of course....emily's is better though, even you agree with this.

 

[maggi200]

I'm gonna have to look at it again... One min whilst I find it....

Yup. I agree

 

[Caz-133cup]

hey!!!! looking at other girls bums!!!

and i know you agree, its beautiful!

 

[pritchp]

hold on hold on

i need pics of these bums to decide...its only fair get uploading

 

[maggi200]

Ha Carrie as if you mean that! Not looking at it now.. Instead it's a rather gorgeous girl wearing one of my tops

 

[Caz-133cup]

Ha Carrie as if you mean that! Not looking at it now.. Instead it's a rather gorgeous girl wearing one of my tops

haha course i dont mean that i know you only have eyes or one person.

 

[maggi200]

Don't you know it x

 

[Caz-133cup]

Don't you know it x

yes i do

 

[maggi200]

Ha your face when I commented on that milfs bottom at the weekend :lol: quickly made up for it though

When I gotz you... Why would I need to go elsewhere? Huh... Where's this pic you mentioned?

 

[singlespeed]