Worst/funniest sex story (nws...obviously)

[Gordonmcguinness]

Clearly you Shouldnt eat girls out lol

 

[pritchp]

im starting to sense that... lol!

 

[Midge]

Ha love it!!

Emily an myself one evening star gazing, spooning on a blanket when we got a little frisky so there's Emily bare arse and all, ok so dark field so couldn't see much until.... A sodding fire truck cruises by blues and all, lighting my pasty arse up blue an same for Emily, pretty sure that point everyone got a decent view!!!

Since being a fireman myself i first would like to say thank you for the great veiw lol but secondly id like to apologise for ruining the moment lol

Gordon

Well tbf if we weren't in a field it would have been oki haha