Worst/funniest sex story (nws...obviously)

[maggi200]

I know. I threw up in my mouth a little typing that last bit

 

[Matt]

Another topic gone to shi... lol.

 

[pritchp]

Blame the two lovers not me!

 

[maggi200]

What's the problem guys?

 

[Midge]

hold on hold on

i need pics of these bums to decide...its only fair get uploading

My bum is not worthy of being posted on here lol

 

[maggi200]

Or perhaps we let this lot decide?

 

[Elly]

Wow this thread is full of cr*p now.

Not your bit rob.

 

[Caz-133cup]

Its only a bit of fun, that's why its in pub talk

 

[Matt]

I was looking forward to reading more stories not the standard pub talk malarky

 

[maggi200]

Ha you can only read the stories if others post them!

 

[weebob]

im not going to incriminate my self by posting on this thread

 

[jra3d]

im not going to incriminate my self by posting on this thread

P U S S Y

 

[maggi200]

I think you've got the wrong end of the stick with weebob there well, from what i've heard at least...

 

[weebob]

im not going to incriminate my self by posting on this thread

P U S S Y

I think you've got the wrong end of the stick with weebob there well, from what i've heard at least...

As they say...the writing is on the toilet wall

 

[Gordonmcguinness]

Ha love it!!

Emily an myself one evening star gazing, spooning on a blanket when we got a little frisky so there's Emily bare arse and all, ok so dark field so couldn't see much until.... A sodding fire truck cruises by blues and all, lighting my pasty arse up blue an same for Emily, pretty sure that point everyone got a decent view!!!

Since being a fireman myself i first would like to say thank you for the great veiw lol but secondly id like to apologise for ruining the moment lol

Gordon

 

[weebob]

Ok without managing to dob myself in...

I once worked for odeon cinemas. in the first couple of days working as the new boy I was asked break up a few heavy petting sessions, nothing more than people tickling tonsils and the odd hand down the pants.

However I was called into a screen by a rather irate women that said this couple were ******* on the back row. I walked in, sneaked over the far side in the hope to surprise them only to notice when I got close (eye adjusting to the lights) its was two blokes, one with a gob full of knob.

Asked them to leave, sheepishly they did. Didn't even ask for a refund.

Worryingly the film was terminator 3, which if I remember right was a 12A, was a late showing but there could of been kids in there

 

[maggi200]

Was a 12a as I remember laughing at being able to see the third but not the 1st and 2nd films according to the ratings :lol:

Bet you got a lovely eyeful

 

[Sam]

I was reading this thread last night and my friend showed me a similar one on Sax-p. For some really strange reason it came into my head whilst I was at work today and I just had a random outburst of laughter. I couldn't tell anyone what was so funny though! :lol:

 

[BlackTwingo-i]

this one time, at band camp..
i shoved a flute up my pussy

 

[pritchp]

Down on a girl eating her out... she orgasmed in my mouth (she was a squirter...) i had to spit it out over her and i was gagging soo much, not a pretty sight/taste.